Showing posts with label kindle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kindle. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

S.G. Browne - Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel

I am going to go ahead and assume you all know how much I loved “Breathers” by S.G. Browne… He has a new collection of short stories out which I plan on reading as soon as I’m finished with Daryl Gregory’s “Devil’s Alphabet”. Check this out from S.G. Browne’s website and try not to put it on your list.


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Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel


An original ebook collection of ten dark and humorous tales that includes: a family of luck poachers; extraterrestrial sex toys; a group of professional guinea pigs; a reality TV show starring the Seven Deadly Sins; and a zombie gigolo.


Just to name a few.


Several of the stories have appeared in other print collections or anthologies and others are brand-new tales that have never been published. Two of the stories included, “A Zombie’s Lament” and “Softland,” are the predecessors to my novels, Breathers and Lucky Bastard, while “The Sodom and Gomorrah Shore” incorporates several characters that appeared in my second novel, Fated. And after each tale you’ll find author notes as to how the story originated.


Here’s a brief description of the stories you’ll find inside this original ebook collection of Ten Twisted Tales:


“A Zombie’s Lament” – A newly reanimated corpse attends Undead Anonymous meetings with other zombies and comes to terms with the reality of his new existence.


“Softland” – A family of luck poachers living in central California attempts to turn around its fortunes from a deal gone bad.


“My Ego Is Bigger than Yours” – A new designer drug reinvents role-playing games by allowing its users to temporarily become dead celebrities and fictional characters.


“Dream Girls” – A futuristic tale of sexual obsession, extraterrestrial intelligence, the death of Marilyn Monroe, and the assassination of JFK.


“Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel” – A writer suffering from writer’s block becomes addicted to the words he purchases from a drug dealer.


“Captivity” – A lonely and terrified prisoner is held captive in a bizarre and mysterious place.


“The Sodom and Gomorrah Shore” – The Seven Deadly Sins star in the original reality television show, set back during the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.


“Homer’s Reprise” – A modern day story of Odysseus that blends Greek mythology with Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Herman Melville’sMoby-Dick.


“Dr. Lullaby” – A panhandler and professional guinea pig discovers that the pharmaceutical drugs he’s been testing have given him unusual side effects.


“Zombie Gigolo” – A day in the life of a living corpse who provides a unique service for lonely and desperate female zombies.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

only $1.99

http://amzn.to/lost-in-infinity


“Lost in Infinity” available for download to Kindle or any electronic device using the free Kindle App.


Yep, no excuse for you not to be reading it now.


Wednesday, April 4, 2012





jjeessssiiccaa5:



Just downloaded my copy!



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I will be expecting an update on your progress!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

1,000 Free Downloads...

I don’t know what to say. I just happened to see this today. Apparently “Lost in Infinity” DID hit 1,000 free downloads during the 4-day promo!



Plus, if you are Prime Member on Amazon, it’s always free.


http://amzn.to/lost-in-infinity

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Free promo on Amazon is over

There were 998 copies of “Lost in Infinity”and downloaded.



2 short of 1,000. Two. Short.



I hope everyone who downloaded enjoys it, reviews it and lets me know! Thanks guys!

Friday, March 9, 2012

889 Free Downloads so far...

Today is the last day to get a copy of “Lost in Infinity” for free for your Kindle or Kindle app. I want to see if you guys can break 1000 downloads.


PLEASE REBLOG


http://amzn.to/lost-in-infinity



From Amazon:



“Lost in Infinity” is the gothic memoir of a chronic insomniac suffering from apeirophobia (the fear of infinity). The novel unfolds the history of his life as he tries to unlock repressed memories through a near schizophrenic relationship with his own splintered subconscious.

The novel offers a no holds barred look into the private confessions of a man on the precipice of a mental breakdown. The recurring theme of déjà vu leads the reader through the work giving glimpses of a dark past while offering anecdotes that will relate to every reader. Mixing in humor and satire with the tragedy of a childhood spent under the microscope of therapists keeps the mood light while he digs deeper into his past looking for the root of his problems.

The author pulls back the curtain and reveals the dark inner workings of his mind as he fears a slow deliberate path toward schizophrenia. Suicide, insomnia, stress, parenthood, relationships, careers and redemption will keep you reading and waiting for the ultimate reveal.

You’ll feel as if you’ve read this book before. Maybe you have? All is not as it seems. The feeling of déjà vu may be much more than a feeling. What if his fears are correct? What if the world is stuck in an infinite cycle set to skip and repeat for eternity? What if we are all simply lost in infinity?

Influenced by Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K. Dick and Chuck Palahniuk, “Lost in Infinity” provides an intimate look into the mind of a broken man as he looks for the answer to the question, “what is the meaning of existence?”


Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Kindle app installed

madsahm:



Lost in Infinity downloaded for free.


First chapter read….. Curse you battery life and responsibility!!


waking up to pics of you guys with your books, emails & ask box notes

is awesome. Knowing you guys are reading “Lost in Infinity” and for the most part enjoying it has just made my Wednesday. *blush* Thanks guys.